This is not your typical DNS hosting.

We’re making DNS easy and fun! Whether you’re a hardcore protocol geek or someone who gets anxious around a CNAME, there’s something here for you.

What you get

  • “All you can eat” (cal)zones and resource records
  • BIND zone file management
  • An API that’s *chef’s kiss*
  • Support from a real person

What it costs



Well, probably. Not sure yet!
It’s gonna be super cheap no matter what, though.

Coming soon

We’re not quite ready to take sign-ups yet, but we’re getting there.

In the meantime, maybe join our waitlist!

Our Chef loves to help

Put on your jetpack and launch yourself into the future of DNS record management by asking Chef to make your records for you!

Chef here! 🧑‍🍳 How can I help you?
I want to send all of my website traffic to
OK! I’ve just baked a fresh A record for you. 👍

We love the internet

; <<>> DiG 9.10.6 <<>>
;; global options: +cmd

;   Who runs this thing, anyway?

;; ANSWER SECTION: 86400 IN TXT "We’re the totally independent old-school-internet-loving team behind We’re here to manage DNS and chew bubblegum, and we’re all out of bubblegum."

NYAAQ (Not Yet Actually Asked Questions)

Q: Why should I use your rando DNS service when I can just use Cloudflare for free?

A: Because we’re not Cloudflare. The internet was designed to run as a collection of decentralized and independent services, and that’s what we love about it. Cloudflare’s size and influence might not be the best thing for the internet overall, both from a security and resiliency standpoint. Just something to think about.

Q: Do you support CNAME flattening or any of those fancy new resource record types?

A: Our authoritative nameservers run BIND 9 and support typical record types. We’ll get a full _menu_ in place soon.

Q: Can I expect an endless supply of kitchen metaphors and food puns here?

A: Oh, yes. Just you wait.

See you soon?

We look forward to providing amazing DNS service in exchange for your $5. Come back and sign up soon!