This is not your typical DNS hosting.

We’re making DNS easy and fun! Whether you’re a hardcore protocol geek or someone who gets anxious around a CNAME, there’s something here for you.

What you get

  • “All you can eat” (cal)zones and resource records
  • BIND zone file management
  • An API that’s *chef’s kiss*
  • Support from a real person

What it costs

$5

annually!

Well, maybe? We’re not actually sure yet!
It’s gonna be pretty cheap no matter what, though.

Coming soon

We’re not quite ready to take sign-ups yet, but we’re getting there.

In the meantime, maybe join our waitlist!

Our Chef loves to help

Chef has a world of knowledge about DNS, and he loves cooking up simple and tasty ways to explain things. He’ll help you learn and understand DNS in a way that’s approachable and fun!

Chef
Chef will make sure that both your belly and head are full of DNS goodness!

We love the internet

; <<>> DiG 9.10.6 <<>> @ns1.dns.kitchen
;; global options: +cmd

;; QUESTION SECTION:
;dns.kitchen.   Who runs this thing, anyway?

;; ANSWER SECTION:
dns.kitchen. 86400 IN TXT "We’re the totally independent old-school-internet-loving team behind omg.lol. We’re here to manage DNS and chew bubblegum, and we’re all out of bubblegum."

NYAAQ (Not Yet Actually Asked Questions)

Q: Why should I use your rando DNS service when I can just use Cloudflare for free?

A: Because we’re not Cloudflare. The internet was designed to run as a collection of decentralized and independent services, and that’s what we love about it. Cloudflare’s size and influence might not be the best thing for the internet overall, both from a security and resiliency standpoint. Just something to think about.

Q: Do you support CNAME flattening or any of those fancy new resource record types?

A: Our authoritative nameservers run BIND 9 and support typical record types. We’ll get a full menu in place soon.

Q: Can I expect an endless supply of kitchen metaphors and food puns here?

A: Oh, yes. Just you wait.

See you soon?

We look forward to providing amazing DNS service in exchange for your $5. Come back and sign up soon!